Michael Schiavinato

Michael Vic Dog food

8-09 v2

Hello Michael Vic here.

Are you tired of your dog always sleeping on your lap, & not wanting to walk around the block? Don’t you want a real dog, one that can take care of you and protect you?

As a former owner of my own kennel club and pet cemetery, I can assure you that it’s all in the diet. That’s why I’m here to promote my new line of dog food – My Vickells. My Vickells is packed with what dogs need. Vitamins A,B,C,D,E,F,G, Viagra, and a pinch of my own secret ingredient... Steroids.

This aint your grandmothers dog food!

With 4 servings a day of My Vickells you will immediately begin to notice muscle growth and a change in your dogs’ demeanor. With a variety of flavor like; Chicken, Veal, Dog…Your pet will transform before your eyes!

No longer will your dog be found sleeping around the house. They’ll have so much strength and energy that you will find new ways to keep them active. Like playing with other dogs (show 2 dogs fighting), and playing with more dogs (show 2 more dogs fighting), Kissing with other dogs (shows 2 dogs bleeding all over the face). You will thank me when you see the new life your dog will have. My dogs had so much energy I would throw dog parties with all my dog owning friends (show picture of dogs and gambling money).

If your dog starts bleeding from the ears; it’s because the molecular structure of my dog food is chemically bonding to your dogs’ skeleton. Creating the molecules required to transform him into a real dog. And that’s the proof that my dog food is working!

So go out there to your nearest grocery store and ask for Michael Vic’s My Vickells dog food. You’ll thank me in the end.

Just like the Philadelphia Eagles did.

Purchase a bag this week and I’ll also throw in my own personal disciplining book!