Michael Schiavinato

10/14/09

Pumpkin Patch Ver1

Stacy, Lady2, Mark, Joseph

Lady brings up Pumpkin to purchase from a farmers pumpkin patch

Stacy

OK I want this pumpkin and Ill take 2 caramel apples

Mark

That will be $5 for the apples and… Oh I’m sorry I can’t sell you that pumpkin

Stacy

What do you mean you can’t sell me this pumpkin? Then why was it out in the patch?

Mark

I’m terribly sorry ma’am it must have rolled out of my truck and into the patch

Stacy

Well I already made up my mind… I like this pumpkin, the one I selected

Mark

Ma’am can you please choose from one of the other thousand, we have so many great pumpkins out in the field

Stacy

Sir just sell me my pumpkin… How much do you want for it?

Mark

Ma’am this particular pumpkin has been with the family for generations, I can’t just out right sell it without consulting the family first. Let me call my brother, he’s actually collecting pumpkins at this moment. Much nicer pumpkins! Joseph!

Joseph

Hello Marcus what can I help you with?

Mark

Can you please bring out your best pumpkin for the lady

Stacy

No. I want the one I originally selected

Joseph

That pumpkin (points to original pumpkin), Oh I’m sorry ma’am that pumpkin is not for sale. You can have any other pumpkin here. Try taking a look at this one, here have some free cider.

Stacy

This is absurd

Mark

Truthfully ma’am if I may be frank with you, we know what pumpkin is right for the individual, this pumpkin is not right for you.

Joseph

Yes Ma’am we try to match the pumpkin to the family, so we regrettably cannot sell you this pumpkin

Mark

But if you look over here we have a handsomely clever little pumpkin just begging to be taken home

Joseph

This little guy barely gave us any problems. He’ll be something special when he’s fully grown

Stacy

Oh… Ok… I guess, how much will it cost me?

Marc

That will be $30

Stacy

Alright then… Here you go (Stacy exits scene)

Mark

Thank you ma’am, have a nice day

Joseph

They look good together

Mark

Yes we did well

New lady enters scene

Lady2

What a lovely pumpkin, (points to original pumpkin) I like this one, Ill buy it

Mark

Ok ma’am that will be $10 (Sells pumpkin)

Joseph

They look good together

Mark

Yes they do