By Michael Schiavinato

9/9/2009

Soccer is for Everyone

Coach (Susan) Spectator (Mark - 30 years old)

A Peewee game of Soccer is taking place

Susan:

Alright remember to hustle out there!

Mark:

Come on Billy get in there! Gosh I love this game. Soccer is for everyone.

Susan:

Remember to shuffle guys!

Mark:

There’s nothing like peewee Soccer.

Susan:

Yes I truly adore the sport…Which one is your son?

Mark:

My son? Oh I don’t have children. I’m just a big fan.

Susan:

I guess we’re all fans.

Mark:

Oh my! did you see how Timmy tripped Bobby!

Susan:

It’s Ok, I’m sure it was just an accident.

Mark:

Accident my But… Bobby get back up and sock him one!

Susan:

Please you’re out of line I’m trying to nourish the love of sport in the children.

Mark:

I’m sorry, it’s just that when I was a little boy I always wanted to play soccer.

Susan:

Oh I understand. We can get a little caught up in the game at times.

Mark:

Oh my there he goes again! Michael rip his fricken throat open! Tear his lungs out with your teeth!

Susan:

Ok you are way out of line! You need to settle down mister.

Mark:

Oh there I go again… I’m sorry… It’s just that I’m stronger than them, I’m faster and if one of those little guys got in my way I would punch and kick and scratch them until I made a goal!

Susan:

Mark I can see you are really passionate about this game… You got to go...

Mark:

Into the game? Oh you think so Coach Susan? Wow I won’t let you down! This has always been my dream. Kids here I come!!!

Susan:

Oh my! Mark wait!

Narrator:

Mark eventually made it into the game. His strength and stamina afforded him a tremendous advantage against the Peewee Soccer team. He finally fulfilled his dream of scoring a goal, and in the process he took out half the team. Proving to everyone that he was the strongest…

Though Mark scored a goal, his celebration was short. The Police quickly arrived and beat Mark to a pulp.