Michael Schiavinato
10/10/09
Trick or Treat:
Halloween
night in the suburbs at the home of Marc & Nancy
Marc
I love Halloween, I got to say I think it’s my favorite holiday
Nancy
I think I
agree honey, I just love to see all of the characters
Marc
Oh! Remember
when we were visited by Darth Vader last year?
Nancy
Oh do I
ever that was fun
Marc
Yeah He
said (in Vader voice) “You will give all your candy to me”, and I did!
Nancy
Oh I just
love Halloween
Trick or
Treat!
Marc
Oh here
they are get the candy
Nancy
Opens
Door
Oh my we
have a princess, a Spiderman, and a… tiny Sarah Palin
Marc
Wow I
kind of like that one
Nancy
OK kids
here you go
Marc
Closes
door
Wow what
characters
Nancy
Every
year it gets better and better
Trick or
treat!
Marc
opens door, Large dirty man enters
Nancy
Wow
aren’t you kind of old for Halloween?
Repo Man
Ma’am I’m
not here for your treats I’m here for your car outside.
Marc
You’re
here for my car!
Repo Man
You’re 3
months behind in payments, let’s just make this easy on all of us and hand me
over your keys.
Nancy
Honey you
said you paid those bills?
Marc
I’m sure
I did… (Hands over his keys to Repo man)
Repo Man
leaves Marc closes
Nancy
Well you
can share my car until the situation is resolved.
Marc
Boy that
was unexpected?
Trick or
Treat!
Marc
Ok some
more kids, let’s get the candy ready honey!
Marc
opens the front door
Susan
Oh
Marc! It’s been to long! I just wanted to see you again!
Marc
Oh Susan,
it’s really nice to see you again but we’ve been broken up now for 5
years! I’m married now
Susan
Marc I
don’t care, remember you said we would be together forever. It was
supposed to be me and you until the end. I want one more night with you!
Marc
Susan you
have to go. I’m sorry. It’s over
Nancy
Well
Susan you heard the man, it’s time for you to go. Nice having you stop
by. By By now!
Nancy
shoves Susan out the door and closes door
Wow
that was a treat
Marc
Honey I
didn’t know she was stopping by, I promise this was a surprise to me!
Nancy
What more
surprises are you holding back from Marc!
Trick or
Treat!
Nancy
opens the front door and a Gay man enters
Tony
Trick or
treat Marc!
Marc
Oh my
God! Tony get out of here!
Marc
pushes Tony out the door
Nancy
Honey
what was that!
Marc
Oh my
college years
Trick or
Treat
Marc
opens door slowly an unkept man enters the house
Marc
Oh my
God! Nick
Nick
Well
trick or treat Marc whats it going to be?
Marc
Nick?
What are you doing here? I thought you were dead?
Nancy
Honey
what is going on?
Nick
Whats
going on is that Marc left me for dead back in Iraq. Remember that
Marc? Remember saying “Ill be
back with some help”?
Marc
Nick the
bombs started dropping, the explosions were too big, I was told the whole squad
was dead.
Nick
And you
never came back
Marc
Nick I’m
sorry, it was a crazy time
Nick
I should
kill you Marc, but I wont.
I will leave you with the knowledge that you left a man behind. That pain
is far worse than the death my men had to suffer.
Nick
walks out of the house and Nancy closes door
Nancy
What just
happened?
Marc
I don’t
know Nancy
Trick or
Treat
Nancy
opens door children stand at the front door asking for candy
Children
Well do
you got any candy or are you just going to stare at us?
Nancy
Oh, oh
yeah? Here you guys go that’s a lovely ballerina outfit
Nancy
closes door
Next
year…
Marc
& Nancy
Lights
Off!